My average day today

Well, here i am again....oh i know it's been a long time...i've only been reminded a kazillion times! Any hoo, i don't have much to say tonight. I've recently found this way amazing website called MyLifeIsAverage.com and it has totally changed my life....haha it just plain cracks me up! It has a bunch of stories from people about average things that have happened to them and some of them are pretty funny....hee hee. For instance, today i read one that said "The other day I learned that if you say 'beer can' with an English accent, you're saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent. Mind blown." now i spend my spare time saying beer can to entertain myself and i just crack up every time...it's almost as funny as that YouTube video that's called "make you laugh in 3 seconds" and it's this dog running with this cheesy music and it crashes into a mailbox and it just makes you laugh every time no matter how many times you watch it. There is also a video on AFV that i saw with this guy who is roller blading at an indoor skate park and he's trying to act all cool and he skates down this ramp backwards, falls and smacks into this poll in between his legs and i just crack up...things like this crack me up...people's pain cracks me up...but that doesn't make me a meanie...i just laugh at things.
Anyhoobeans....haha...um, i went and rode my grandma shirley's friend MJ's endurance horses on wednesday...wed nes day...that's spelled funny...and it was SO fun. MJ rides at Antelope Island every year for the Antelope island endurance race with her horses Bo and Rum an they are SO cute and she said i could ride Bo next year in one if i come ride him a lot and that should be pretty dandy....OH! speaking of dandy, my friend Amy at school looked up what Dandy meant in the dictionary and it means a finely and elegently dressed man and now we've started a new trend and people say dandy a lot....go us!
In conclusion, i've saved my best story for last. Today, in Mrs. Lambourne's EXTREMELY boring Geometry class, i was very sleepy because it is right after lunch and it's like really hot in there and stuff. This kid, named Joe, who sits behind me fell asleep during one of Mrs. Lambourne's lectures on triangles and i stared at him for a while. Suddenly, i heard a gasp and a crash. I saw his papers fly and his pencil hit the kid sitting next to him. Me and this girl Bailey sat and laughed and laughed. He said he dreamed he fell off a building in his dream and he jerked awake. We've all had those dreams so it was hilarious. The best part was, Mrs. Monotone-Boring teacher didn't even notice and kept right up with the lecture. It definately brightened my day~
Love Taylor